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Autoblow

The Autoblow is very easy to operate.  You should be up and away within minutes of taking it out of the box.  Make sure to buy the right Autoblow for the size of your cock.  The Autoblow Blast is for normal sized penises up to 6 1/2″ and the Autoblow Max is for the more gifted anatomically.  Also beware of cheap imitations.  The only Autoblow you should buy is from the RoboticBlowjob at the link below.  The best way I can describe the feeling produced by this sex toy is of a Fleshlight that sucks you off – and how good is that?!  Without doubt the best masturbation machine costing under $100.

Click to view the Autoblow Blowjob Masturbation Machine. 

Virtual sex was dreamt up around five seconds after the concept of virtual reality was first thought of.  But did you really think that virtual sex would be a reality in your lifetime?  In fact, a reality right here, right now?  Well, it’s true.  AEBN, a long established adult entertainment company, have invented the world’s first virtual reality sex machine – and thousands of customers are already hailing it as the world’s ultimate masturbation machine for men.

The days of men having to use their hands for masturbation are long gone. In fact, the days of men having to rely on their imaginations or simply watch porn are long gone. With the RealTouch you don’t simply jerk off to porn, you actually experience porn. You experience exactly what the male actor in the porn film you are watching experiences, in REALTIME – perfectly synchronised with the actions in the film. The guy slides his dick in the girl’s pussy – the RealTouch masturbation sleeve slowly envelopes your dick. The guys thrusts get harder and faster – the RealTouch motion speeds up. The guy decides to try the back door and starts to fuck the porn actresses’ tight ass. The RealTouch orifice tightens. The actor wants to cum in her mouth and sticks his cock down her throat. The RealTouch user actually feels a tongue against his dick and saliva engulfing his manhood. This thing even simulates the female orgasm…at precisely the right temperature!

Click to Buy the RealTouch Masturbation Machine – $199.95

The Mastomatic is an automatic love mouth that never says no!  It is one of the most popular masturbation machines currently on the market, with thousands of satisfied customers testifying to the realistic hands free sexual experience it provides.

This is masturbation taken to a new level.  This is the world’s first fully automatic masturbation machine for men.

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The Japanese make the most amazing masturbation machines for both men and women on the planet.  Most people have heard of the famous Tenga Flip Hole, but another Japanese company – SOM, make a range of masturbation machines that are even more powerful than the Flip Hole.

The SOM Blowjob Masturbation Machine – £349/$499

The Som Blowjob Machine has rightly been described as the most advance male masturbation machine in the world.  Anyone who has stuck their manhood inside the machine’s thrusting head will testify that it certainly is the most powerful.  Don’t expect to be able to hold back your orgasm for too long with this thing trying to suck you dry like a cum thirsty bitch on heat.

Available to order from England and shipping worldwide within days.

The SOM Handjob Masturbation Machine – £349/$499

The Som Handjob Machine is an alternative to the Blowjob Machine above.  Like to have your cock milked like a pro again and again?  Then the SOM handjob machine is the perfect investment.  $500 might sound like a high price for male sex toy but with the SOM you get a work of Japanese engineering that will last you for years and give you hundreds or even thousands of perfect masturbation experiences.  This is a must buy toy for anyone into handjobs.

The Puchi SOM Masturbation Machine for Men – £189/$300

The original and cheapest SOM masturbation machine for men.  This SOM may be small, but it certainly packs a punch.  Portable, yet powerful, the puchi som is a good introduction to the world of the next generation of sex toys from Japan.

Lady SOM Female Masturbation Machine – £299/$450

SOM decided that women shouldn’t be left behind in the new sex toy revolution and made one of the most advanced and powerful masturbation machines for women in the world.  The Lady SOM is capable of 180 powerful strokes a minute, completely hands free!

 Masturbation machines, a blow by blow comparison

It was a tough job but someone had to do it. We tested four popular men’s sex toys to see which one came top.

Pocket Pussy

The sensation was ok, but after a couple of uses it started to smell like bad sex, after 5 to 6 uses you wouldn’t want to put your pecker within spitting distance of it. At $25 it’s cheap, but Pocket Pussy has no long term whack off residual.

Bang for buck rating: 2

Japanese Tenga

These are single use jerk off toys, constructed of surprisingly good quality materials, but at $10 to $15 a time they start to blow your budget, never mind anything else, because it really is a once only deal. Nice while it lasts, but it doesn’t last.

Bang for buck rating: 3

 Fleshlight

These are really popular masturbation toys, and with good reason. The quality is good, and the sensation is satisfying, but at $60 you’re still doing all the hard grind yourself, and so ultimately they’re like a high class pocket pussy. It comes in a fancy plastic case, but we just used tissues.

Bang for buck rating: 4

Autoblow Blast

Ok, now we had to shell out $100 for this so we needed to be impressed, and we were. Once you’re lubed up and you place Autoblow over your cock, you soon realise this is not so much a jerk off as a full scale blow job. Best thing about it, it’s fully automatic, no hands, and you can control the speed. You can’t last long on full speed, you’ll shoot for the stars., but the Autoblow is built for the long haul.

Bang for buck rating: 5 Best in class!

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Autoblow Blast Masturbation Machine 5/5

The Autoblow is an automatic male masturbation machine that delivers hands free sexual pleasure at the touch of a button.  After lubing up and putting your cock into the Male Massager, small silver beads will slide up and down the smooth sheaf covering your penis, recreating the sensation of either a handjob or a blowjob – whatever you want to get you off!

The Autoblow can also be used as a sexual training aid for men.  The speed is fully controllable and you can pause the action of the motorized beads at any time.  Thus if you feel yourself cummign too soon, just pause or slow the thing down and you will train yourself to last longer in bed.   Having said that, you really do need to try hard to avoid cumming quickly with this thing sucking you off.  The sensation of the beads carressing your dick as they glide up and down, faster and faster, is extremely intense.

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