Japanese Male Masturbation Machines

The Japanese make the most amazing masturbation machines for both men and women on the planet.  Most people have heard of the famous Tenga Flip Hole, but another Japanese company – SOM, make a range of masturbation machines that are even more powerful than the Flip Hole.

The SOM Blowjob Masturbation Machine – £349/$499


The Som Blowjob Machine has rightly been described as the most advance male masturbation machine in the world.  Anyone who has stuck their manhood inside the machine’s thrusting head will testify that it certainly is the most powerful.  Don’t expect to be able to hold back your orgasm for too long with this thing trying to suck you dry like a cum thirsty bitch on heat.

Available to order from England and shipping worldwide within days.

The SOM Handjob Masturbation Machine – £349/$499


The Som Handjob Machine is an alternative to the Blowjob Machine above.  Like to have your cock milked like a pro again and again?  Then the SOM handjob machine is the perfect investment.  $500 might sound like a high price for male sex toy but with the SOM you get a work of Japanese engineering that will last you for years and give you hundreds or even thousands of perfect masturbation experiences.  This is a must buy toy for anyone into handjobs.

The Puchi SOM Masturbation Machine for Men – £189/$300


The original and cheapest SOM masturbation machine for men.  This SOM may be small, but it certainly packs a punch.  Portable, yet powerful, the puchi som is a good introduction to the world of the next generation of sex toys from Japan.

Lady SOM Female Masturbation Machine – £299/$450


SOM decided that women shouldn’t be left behind in the new sex toy revolution and made one of the most advanced and powerful masturbation machines for women in the world.  The Lady SOM is capable of 180 powerful strokes a minute, completely hands free!

Masturbation Machine for Small Penises

Do you have a smaller than average penis size?  Have you looked at envy at all the great masturbation machines for men, wondering if your penis might not be big enough to get the sensation from them.  Well envy no more, because the makers of the Autoblow, the robotic blowjob machine, have created a special edition for the smaller guy, called the Autoblow Pico. It’s specifically designed for those guys whose penises measure less than 5″ in length and 4″ in girth.  If you want your penis to feel a really tight sucking sensation then perhaps you should consider purchasing the autoblow pico even if your penis is close to average size.

Autoblow Pico

The Autoblow – Best Masturbation Machine Under $100

The Autoblow is an amazing masturbation machine that sucks your cock automatically and at a fully variable speed.   The Autoblow has been designed to mimic the feel of a real blowjob as closely as possible.  A smooth, realistic orifice like texture sliding down on your cock both slow and fast.  The manufacturers of this masturbation/blowjob machine would like to point out that the Autoblow will always swallow every last drop without complaint.
The Autoblow is very easy to operate.  You should be up and away within minutes of taking it out of the box.  Make sure to buy the right Autoblow for the size of your cock.  The Autoblow Blast is for normal sized penises up to 6 1/2″ and the Autoblow Max is for the more gifted anatomically.  Also beware of cheap imitations.  The only Autoblow you should buy is from the RoboticBlowjob at the link below.  The best way I can describe the feeling produced by this sex toy is of a Fleshlight that sucks you off – and how good is that?!  Without doubt the best masturbation machine costing under $100.

The Mastomatic Masturbation Machine for Men

The Mastomatic is an automatic love mouth that never says no!  It is one of the most popular masturbation machines currently on the market, with thousands of satisfied customers testifying to the realistic hands free sexual experience it provides.

This is masturbation taken to a new level.  This is the world’s first fully automatic masturbation machine for men.

Click to View the Mastomatic Masturbation Machine

Click to View the Mastomatic Masturbation Machine

Masturbation Machines – A comparison

 Masturbation machines, a blow by blow comparison

It was a tough job but someone had to do it. We tested four popular men’s sex toys to see which one came top.

Pocket Pussy

The sensation was ok, but after a couple of uses it started to smell like bad sex, after 5 to 6 uses you wouldn’t want to put your pecker within spitting distance of it. At $25 it’s cheap, but Pocket Pussy has no long term whack off residual.

Bang for buck rating: 2

Japanese Tenga

These are single use jerk off toys, constructed of surprisingly good quality materials, but at $10 to $15 a time they start to blow your budget, never mind anything else, because it really is a once only deal. Nice while it lasts, but it doesn’t last.

Bang for buck rating: 3


These are really popular masturbation toys, and with good reason. The quality is good, and the sensation is satisfying, but at $60 you’re still doing all the hard grind yourself, and so ultimately they’re like a high class pocket pussy. It comes in a fancy plastic case, but we just used tissues.

Bang for buck rating: 4

Autoblow Blast

Ok, now we had to shell out $100 for this so we needed to be impressed, and we were. Once you’re lubed up and you place Autoblow over your cock, you soon realise this is not so much a jerk off as a full scale blow job. Best thing about it, it’s fully automatic, no hands, and you can control the speed. You can’t last long on full speed, you’ll shoot for the stars., but the Autoblow is built for the long haul.

Bang for buck rating: 5 Best in class!

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Autoblow Blast Masturbation Machine 5/5

Autoblow Blast Masturbation Machine 5/5

The Male Massager Machine

The Autoblow is an automatic male masturbation machine that delivers hands free sexual pleasure at the touch of a button.  After lubing up and putting your cock into the Male Massager, small silver beads will slide up and down the smooth sheaf covering your penis, recreating the sensation of either a handjob or a blowjob – whatever you want to get you off!

The Autoblow can also be used as a sexual training aid for men.  The speed is fully controllable and you can pause the action of the motorized beads at any time.  Thus if you feel yourself cummign too soon, just pause or slow the thing down and you will train yourself to last longer in bed.   Having said that, you really do need to try hard to avoid cumming quickly with this thing sucking you off.  The sensation of the beads carressing your dick as they glide up and down, faster and faster, is extremely intense.

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